one day i was in a cemetery walking in the dark (dont question why) i saw something glow in this pitch dark place it was a skeleton of somebody was it radioctive? maybe we wil never know but it rose from the grave and spooked me until i passed out when i woke up i found myself in the super ultra spooky skeleton hideout i was realy spooked out (did i overuse the word or term spooky) but i didnt pass out they told the most shocking plot twist ever... everybody has a skeleton inside them... i was shocked and in fear if everyone knows about that the planet earth will be too spooked to live and in that case they will turn into spooky skeletons the spooky skeletons told me:we need to spread this news there are not many skeletons left in spook
town. and then i asked:why? they replyed: because this town is now filled with non-spooky stuff like: jeff da merderer or smiley dawg sanic.kfc but the king of them all is sumoman his skin is white as snow and he wears a suit that is too big for him that is unaccaptable we must destroy him now! i demanded:i wanna join pleez they said: you can but on one condoition...you have to be a sooky skeleton
i asked:how? they said:drink this ectoplasm...and dont say no cuz it dosent taste like crap its like beer. i drank it and then i transformed into a spooky skeleton i felt a spook go down my spine i could literaly see it (that joke had to be said) then we were armed with spoopy guns to kill him and then when we arived we made him spoop his pant and then we killed him by spooking him to death
and then everyone died
THE END